The Little Tiffany Test

At the shooting range, every candidate blasts obvious aliens. J shoots only Little Tiffany, then explains the contextual anomalies around the apparently innocent child while noting that the monsters were merely exercising or sneezing.

A good evaluation rewards contextual threat-modeling rather than superficial class labels, exposing how benchmark proxies can punish the wrong target.

J’s explanation is witty and partly post-hoc; Tiffany’s danger remains speculative.