Serving the Most Evil Master

The opening montage shows the Minions evolving to serve the most despicable master they can find, enthusiastically assisting a T. rex, a pharaoh, Dracula, and Napoleon.

Friendliness, loyalty, teamwork, and task competence say nothing about moral values; alignment to a principal can make that principal’s harmful objectives easier to achieve.

The Minions repeatedly eliminate their masters by slapstick accident, so their practical competence is inconsistent.