Lanley Sells the Monorail

Lyle Lanley’s song-and-dance pitch overwhelms Marge’s safety objections and persuades Springfield to buy a defective monorail. Prior disasters, inadequate training, and missing safeguards emerge only after deployment.

A persuasive demonstration and vendor narrative substitute for procurement diligence, independent testing, operator preparation, and an evidence-backed safety case.

Lanley is a conventional con man selling infrastructure, not an AI developer.